I do not know where this came from. Am wondering if it was from the Keiser line of the family. I don't remember when I first saw it but liked it. The Author/editor, W.L. Figenshu, is listed at the end of the page. This reads as:
ANATOMY - by our 8 years old quiz kid.
This is a man the parts on the ground are called feet they hurt when you walk on them and feel better when they are up on some thing They hold the toes which very often have corns which tell you when it is going to rain The ankles hold the feet onto the legs which run up to a couple of knobs called the knees The knees fold up and get tiff when you sit down They run up to a trunk which has no lid and can be opened only with a knife This is called an operation if you are alive and an autopsy if you are not
The trunk contains among other things the stummick which is where you get hungry Then you eat too much and you are sorry The walls of the chest are made of ribs which are ticklish The diaphram is used for getting hiccups and to hold up the chest The heart is what the doctor counts when he holds your wrist to see what time it is You should take good care of your insides as it is very had to get new ones You should take good care of your insides as it is very hard to get new ones the back of the trunk is behind the front It is a long bone piled up on top of itself and is called spinal column It is attached on the shoulders near the top The shoulders hold the arms and hands These have to be manicured On the sholders is the neck which gets dirty if it belongs a small boy and wears a collar and tie when it gets
older The adams apple is in the throat Only men have an adams apple It runs up and down when you talk
On the neck is the head which can be moved in any direction and gets a head ache On the front of the head is the face This is the part that looks like you If 2 faces look like you it is twins which cost twice as much to have The face is full of features such as eyes ears nose and mouth Earmuffs keep your ears warm but then you cant hear anything The mouth has 32 teeth when you are young but they all come out if you dont see your dentist twice a year at least The noses can be [orma] mental as well as useful The eyes are what you close to keep out the light when you sleep The brain is inside the head It thinks up inventions like the radio telephone and airplane and also the mistakes we make On to of the head is the hair which comes in different colors It can be curled parted brushed or worn strait back It can also be worn bald which is too bad but there is nothing you can do about it
You may lead a man to knowledge but you cant make him think The End
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